a post for "new, fresh things"

[repentantemperor]

RUGERAN: OC. A mouthy little featherdragon who wasn't always little or feathery, but doesn't remember the specifics of that because of not-so-convenient amnesia. Met a birdman with a sad past and embarked on a long, grueling quest to restore glory to both of their peoples by putting the god that cursed them out of commission. Hates gods and bureaucracy, loves food, loves talking, is very cuddly and boy does he know it.

CLAIR: Authoritative, often harsh-tongued Gym Leader of Blackthorn City. A proud warrior and member of the Dragon Clan, her skill is nothing to be scoffed at...but even so, she can be a tad too reckless when her honor is on the line.

MEWTWO: Intelligent, powerful, and Legendary in stature. Once a wanderer searching for answers, now a hunter out for the blood of the one who dared lay a hand on his allies. Made friends in Luceti. Protective of those he feels he shares things in common with.

MAYLENE: The exceptionally young but serious and determined Gym Leader of Veilstone City. Has prodigious skill in martial arts and in training Fighting-type Pokemon - in both, she makes up for raw power with skill and blinding speed. Has money problems due to a father who gambles too much.

HO-OH: Fandom OC. A boy destined to someday become the majestic rainbow sunbird Ho-oh, herald of the morn and divine symbol of life. Has trouble living up to this expectation and self-image issues from considering himself a means to a feathery end rather than a person with a valuable life. Can't actually revive things, but can make plants grow in weird-but-pretty colors. Is looked after by monks and lives in a tower with a few companion Pokemon and a bunch of fat freeloader Pidgey. pb is some dude from dynasty warriors idr his name don't judge me

TYRANITAR/GIRATINA/EARTHCARVER/TYRATINA/DEATHZILLA/???: ....uh

WINONA: The dutiful Gym Leader of Fortree City, known as the "graceful sky dancer". Replies will be slow because I'm building her icon set as I go. A capable authority figure who's survived through a cataclysmic event in her home region.


pick your poison, make a scenario or take one off a meme or leave it up to me to think of one, whatever you want i'm golden
i'm up for just about anything. involuntary worldhoppingventures, inexplicable memeverses, mock-DWRPgame-verses, whatever. my only line is no smut.

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TYRATINA

[enjoymyatelier]

[...so it turns out that dicking around and summoning arcane beings can have interesting results...

what is this thing, anyway

is it some kind of magical beast

can it even understand English...]

totally called it

[stoneundertone]

[...boy, what the hell]

Aah.

[nothing like jumping dimensions to make you feel your age. stretchingggg...okay, teeth all in place, layers of scales at an appropriate cumulative thickness, height comfortably impressive. showtime]

This is new.

[with some effort, leaning down a little to peer...]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...ah, so it does...

well, then.]

You... are a Servant, then?

[stoneundertone]

[The giant lizard dinosaur thing sniffs, then...grins, still giving the impression of laboriously unfolding itself as its tail waves slowly behind it and its stretching motion washes back down its body.]

So it seems, little one.

[Awww yeah it worked. grin grin creepy grin]

And that would make you my Master, mm?

[enjoymyatelier]

[...well, she(?)'s potentially some sort of shapechanger, so-]

That would be entirely correct. With that said, I suppose introductions are in order...

[...really, he isn't about to think much of any Servant he summons, but if this makes it easier to wheedle out his Servant's identity in the event that she was the guarded sort...]

I am Lord Kayneth El-Melloi, the ninth head of the illustrious House Archibald. And you, then... what is your class, and what is your true identity?

[stoneundertone]

[Ooooh. Aristocracy.]

Is that how this is done?

[She lifts her head, peering down at him over her nose.]

It seems my name for this strange game...is Harper. But I was always called Earthcarver, little lord.

[enjoymyatelier]

[...he would have started into "As far as I am concerned-"

-but really, there's one thing standing out to him, above any of the other incongruities here...]

Harper? Are you some sort of... bard, then?

[stoneundertone]

Mm. One could say that. [...or one could go full nasu, but that's no fun when you're not actually facing down the other guy and explaining how you're about to skewer him.]

Do not fret, little lord. A Harper will not disappoint.

[enjoymyatelier]

...Could you kindly refer to me as "Master," if anything?

[THAT WAS GRATING ON HIM, EVEN IF IT'S ACCURATE...]

Furthermore, I can't say I've heard of your legend, either-what is it that you even do?

LETS GO TYRATINA

[possessedchroma]

[You know whats rather abnormal?

A little girl who has the power to raise the dead and summon and control ghosts.

So she'll just be over here, playing with some deceased pidgey and rattata because oh man they are so cute!]

Hehe. You guys are cute.

[stoneundertone]

[OH BABY NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE]

Aahaha, aren't they just? There is nothing more precious than a little echo of what was. Lit-tle baby deadlings.

[gently...gingerly lowers herself to lie sprawled on the ground so that she can wave her arms at them]

[possessedchroma]

Right?

[Not startled at all because Marona can totally summon Dragon phantoms like a boss.]

And they're friendly too... They almost remind me of Putties.

[stoneundertone]

Oho? Tell me more.

[possessedchroma]

Well, they're smart, just like a Putty is. Not quiet like one though... But they're definitely smart enough to understand me!

[stoneundertone]

[ponders...]

I might like to keep one of these Putties. Where can they be found?

[possessedchroma]

You shouldn't keep them.. The aren't happy if they're kept in cages, or all alone.

[stoneundertone]

Then I would like to keep many of them. I have my ways of doing such things.

[possessedchroma]

Why not just let them live where they are? They're happy there...

two days later

[forhersakeiwillnotfail]

Marona, who are your new friends?

[possessedchroma]

Pidgey and Rattata! They're really smart, Ash!

YEARS LATER...

[forhersakeiwillnotfail]

Smart, huh. What have they been telling you?

rutebaga

[rainbowing]

Yoo-hooo! Oh mister feathery bird-dragon man!

....rutebaga

[repentantemperor]

[has been trying very hard to not get his everything chewed on by a buffamoo. god, forests suck. nature sucks.

Yeah, missy?

[there are leaves in my tail]

rutebaga gorgeous turnip rainbow nice ambi-

[rainbowing]

You'll be my new assistant! Come! Let us explore to the vast beyond and travel to far off lands never explored before! People from cities to towns far and wide will be talking about us! We'll dazzle millions with my amazing art!

I'm thinking the waterfall. Lets go, assistant!

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[repentantemperor]

What? Wait wait wait wait can I get some water or a snack or a bath before we talk? I can't hear straight like this. I'm still traumatized from my harrowing experience!